i wasn’t going to post this, but it’s just too stupid to not post.
This is far from the best part (the best parts, wishing not to spoil anything, involve Wakamoto and Suzaku), but it’s pretty great.
Yes, they’re assholes.
That’s the point. Luke’s the first person in the party to get legit character development in Tales of the Abyss. Everyone else will inevitably follow his lead. Luke will act as a symbol to the other five that you can change. At that point in the game, everyone else was…
The difference being that while Luke is 7 crammed in a teenage body and taught from the very start of his existence to always obey and trust Van, Anise has some actual freewill and could have mentioned her problems AT LITERALLY ANY POINT and the party could have stopped and dealt with thing.
Christ I hate Anise.
Meet the Dispenser - Kenneth Messenger
I need more Venture Brothers in my TF2.
Next up: Scout and Heavy sing Mars, Bringer of War.
Previously on this ridiculous Liveblog:OH NO EVERYTHING’S GONE HORRIBLY WRONG HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
THIRTY GAMEPLAY MINUTES PRIOR: okay so we’re in the castle after having to deal with some fucking sewers (and it is always sewers). Play the stupid distract-the-guards-minigame, find the…
This is hysterical and stirring up all kinds of memories. I loved this game when I played it but it’s SO LONG and has a LOT of problems that kind of discourage you from picking it up again. The real kicker is that the Zodiac patch suddenly finished when I was about 75% of the way through the game. Maybe I’ll try getting that to work one day.
Vaan I’d have no issue with if he just wore a fucking shirt. And indeed, when I next saw him in A2 and he was wearing a shirt, I had no problem with him and he was a goofy little rival for Luso.
Balthier is the fucking man and god do I love Fran’s voice, wish I knew what the hell it was supposed to sound like.
Best underreaction ever.
That guy needs his own movie.
In my headcanon, Bruce mentioned this to Nick Fury, and Nick immediately sent Maria Hill out to hire him. He’s the night watchman, runs the cameras and patrols the halls of one of SHIELD’s front companies, over one of their most important top secret facilities. The guy doesn’t know what he’s sitting on, of course, but he’s unflappable and unfailingly sensible and sees the facility through every weird situation with the same patient attitude.
Bruce appreciates him and always makes sure to stop by the desk when he’s nearby, ask about the guy’s wife and kids and grandkids. He gets invited to Thanksgiving and the missus keeps trying to set him up with their daughter.
When Steve meets him, they swap war stories and instantly become BFFs, and sometimes Steve comes by during the guy’s shift with classic diner food and they play Gin for a couple hours over burgers or soup or meatloaf with mashed potatoes and Coca-Cola in glass bottles.
Thor loves to hear the guy tell stories, and believes him the skald of SHIELD.
BAM! HEADCANON ACCEPTED
I’m taking this headcanon for my own personal gain.
I’ve never been into actual sports, and have never considered following Esports before. I’m not sure why, I love Let’s Plays, but watching people play Starcraft sounds boring.
This though, this looks like it might be kind of fun.
Every month, Viva Tales of Magazine holds a poll for the most popular Tales characters. This list is from the July 2012 issue.
NOTE: This poll is not the big one they hold every few years or so.
1.) Yuri Lowell (Tales of Vesperia)
2.) Guy Cecil (Tales of the Abyss)
Emil, Pascal, and Colette on any list? Fuck off Japan.
Least Yuri’s at the top of men, but god damn putting Emil on any list just invalidates it all.